hastaluegoputas:

gxing-in-cxrcles:

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

The worst pain is stepping on your pet’s little feet and knowing that they don’t understand what “I’m sorry” means 😩😩😩😩

hotboyproblems:

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

mylittleapricot:

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

pussylipgloss:

thebeautysupplystore:

sexybinch:

sexybinch:

thebeautysupplystore:

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

oneman-wolfpackk:

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

jst4kicks:

being a chill ass girl has gotten me no where but played & my time wasted. i’m so tired of the half ass efforts. like leave me alone.

dickzoned:

aidadoesdoodles:

billshitposts:

ghara2:

lily-d247:

afatblackfairy:

sniggadoodles:

lisa-beignet:

theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔